Saturday, 20 June 2009

Addicted To That Same Ol' Drug...

I just wanna scream...ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!.... I feel like a crackhead going through the pains of withdrawal symptoms, except my erratic body spasms are not due to a crave for the line of white, I'm dying for a quick fix of retail therapy, you know that feeling of exhilaration as your arm reaches for that top on a hanger, or body hugs a form fitting heart-attack in the shape of the latest dress, or they day you brake those new heels in. OMG......I'm climaxing (not sexually, for you dirt minded scoundrel) just think about it....I need to pop some tags, I need that struggle on the bus with a hand full of bag with NEW CLOTHES.

It does not help in the slightest, that where I work...OXFORD CIRCUS is in the middle of SALE invasion, all i see is 50%, 20% and I'm floating in the direction of one of my favorite shops (TopShop :) iLove). This feeling of complete unrestrained consumerism, is put on the reigns when I shoved back into reality and I think Oh yea, I 'm going on holiday (Woohoo..Dominican Republic '09) let me save up a lil more, and the weather now, in her majesty's Ol'England does not permit it (Where's the Sun, for goodness-sake!!!) . Newho, knowing me and the genes I inherited from my grandmother, I'm not about to completely pass up on this opportunity to shop, spend,buy and purchase!!, I'll just try and do it moderately and make the most of.......Oh BTW me constantly looking at Asos and other websites full of the latest trends does not help.

So Crakheads...uh hmmm I mean shopaholics, trend-junkies spending that Hot GWALA (means money, dollar, green, bread and honey)....I sympathies...spend spend spend...you didn't think I would discourage you did you? I'm planning what I'm going to buy the next time I hit up West :) !

Live long and Prosper, just don't hurt your pockets!

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